Life Update with a TMI Tuesday thrown in.

*Sigh*

 It’s been a long time since i’ve updated anything other than the stupid weeklies. Okay, the weeklies aren’t stupid, but they really dont’ tell you much about ME do they?

 Schools back in – for almost a month now. At first i wasn’t happy about spending my days all alone, but the last couple of weeks i’ve remembered why i enjoy it. It’s so peaceful here alone with the tv off all day. It makes me happy.

Gabidoo is going to be 12 in 2 days. 12! Thats nuts. She’s so into boys. I’m so not into her being into boys. The girls have upwards of 6 boys every day walking them to school. Most are just friends though, so its okay.  She’s on the basketball team as well, but she was put on the B team because she wasn’t there from the beginning. But she’s doing well.

It impresses me every day to see how incredibly smart Westley is at school. But he is so immature. And he’s come down with Steve’s twitches. He’s got to be moving all of the time. Trying to do homework pretty much sucks. He’s up and down and up and down. It makes me crazy, but i remember Steve telling me that he was the same way growing up, so i cannot make him stop moving. He is getting his work done though, so…

Jess was taken out of the play – Beauty and the Beast – at the school. “She wasn’t dedicated enough” which is shit because she was only in 2 scenes in the play, but she had to be there every day for 2.5 hours after school. So she chose to do homework while she was there, and everyone got bent and eventually told her she was no longer in the show for not being dedicated. Bastards. The Drama teacher – Mr. Turrle (Sp) has been diagnosed with Cancer so i am not sure who’s directing the show.

Steve is still dealing with his fuck bosses at work. I hate people who don’t give a fuck about their employees. The bosses come in daily bragging about their lives, but won’t get decent insurance for the guys. He’s getting a raise this week, but it’ll probably be like 50cents and he’s going to be bent. Everyone at his work are selling shit off, and borrowing money from people and the whole nine yards to make ends meet and they come in bragging about their new houses and cars and pole barns…  Then anytime anyone mentions not having the money for something because their job sucks, and the subject is changed. I hate those fuckers.

 I suppose i’m done bitching. I’m sorry i missed Mute Monday this week. I’ve been busy.

1. Who did you think you would marry in elementary school?
Matt Yuhas or Dustin Dryer

2. Which muppet is your favorite? Why?
Animal – cuz he’s an Animal, silly!

3. Which politician would you most like to screw? [For pleasure or revenge]
Ew, um… i’m not sure any of them would be fun to screw.

4. How did you first find the g-spot?
Doggy Style, Baby. Holy Hell that was a good day!

5. What is the best costume you’ve ever worn?
Dead Slut – 11 years old.

Bonus (as in optional):Does pornography liberate or deteriorate society?
If society wasn’t so hypocritical, then it’d liberate it. But this IS america – the land of the free. And if you do anything wrong, it’s not free anymore – it costs a hellava lot of money. I’m moving to Canada.