I like my shoes. These are some of my favorites, but I don’t wear them often…
Like most fantastic shoes, they hurt my peets.
September 13, 2007
Half-Nekkid Thursday
September 11, 2007
TMI Tuesday – Remembering 9/11
Happy TMI Tuesday, Everyone.
Did you have a moment of silence for yourself today?
1. Where was the first place you ever had sex?
The first place I – willingly – had sex was in my ex-boyfriend’s (boyfriend at the time) bedroom. On his floor actually. That’s the one i’m counting.
2. Does size matter? (open to interpretation boys and girls)
Okay, yes. To an extent. There IS too small (Jon) and too big… which i’ve not had the (dis)pleasure of having yet. And to you guys out there who has it too small – don’t blame us girls. I’ve heard tiny men bitch about their “loose” women like it was the girls fault the man had no dick. You’re problem is that you can get her ready, you just can’t fill her up. However, when you find pictures of your girl with half of the neighbor’s arm missing up inside her – well…. unless you have an equally sized penis, time to dump her – you ain’t going to be feeling anything anytime soon.
3. Have you ever had sex in your office or your place of employment?
Not MINE, but i’ve had sex where someone was employed… that’s all i’m saying
4. Ever been skinny dipping?
2002. Summer. Thomas Lake. Gowen. Steve. Tommy. Me and Erin.
5. Top or bottom?
Yes, please.
depends if i want to ride, or be ridden.
depends if i want it to hurt.
Bonus: Where were you September 11, 2001? What were you doing when you first heard about the twin towers?
My son was just 2 years old. I sat in my livingroom, watching the Today Show when they showed the hole in the first tower, then the explosion at the second tower. Then the Pentagon… then the second tower collapse. Then the first tower collapse. That’s the day i became paranoid about everything. Seriously.
September 10, 2007
September 7, 2007
September 4, 2007
TMI Tuesday… Party!!
1. What did you eat for dinner yesterday?
Grilled Chicken boobies with mashed potatoes and fresh green beans.. Mmmm
2. How much cash is in your purse/wallet right now?
None, actually. Wait, a bunch-a-pennies
3. What have you done to avoid being flirted with by someone you didn’t like?
Hid from them, didn’t go where they are, put them on ignore or invisable online…
4. Do you believe the theory “Once a cheater always a cheater”?
Yes. Unfortunately 
5. Describe your sex life in two words.
Much Healthier
Bonus (as in optional) Would you/have you ever paid money for sex?
Absolutely not. I’m a bit overweight, but if I get to the point of having to pay someone to get my rocks off, then it’s time for Momma to turn bulimic… or anorexic… or get some sort of surgery or something.. ugh!
September 3, 2007
August 30, 2007
Community Theatre.
I’ve been involved with Community Theatre for a little over 9 years. I first worked Stage Crew for OKLAHOMA! In 1998. That fall, I was crew for Romeo & Juliet. The next spring, “Glorified Stage Crew” for On The Verge. I took a break for a while when I had my son, but came back in 2002 to run sound for Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. February of 03, I Stage Managed Crossing Delancy and then The Dining Room in September. After that, Steel Magnolia’s in 2004. In 2005, I was Assistant Director, Producer and Stage Manager for Once Upon a Mattress And after Producing Dracula in 05, I Directed Little Women in 2006.
On top of that, I took telephone calls for ticket sales for Grease, The Fantasticks, Steel Magnolias, Annie!, All My Sons, The Nerd, Once Upon a Mattress and Dracula; I printed all tickets for The Nerd, Mattress, Dracula, The Graduate, Honk! and Little Women; I printed and mailed postcards for Dracula, The Graduate, Honk! and Little Women; I worked on the Board of Directors for a year, play selection committee in 2005; put the program together a couple of times; put sound fx together; ran spotlight; helped build set; helped strike set; painted all hours of the night; found sponsors and ads for the programs, took pictures…. I’ve been somewhere, somehow, someway involved in every show for the FRCP since the fall of 2001. That’s 18 shows in a row!!!
The one thing I have never done… Act.
Until now.
Our next show – Escanaba in da Moonlight by Jeff Daniels. Stevie has gotten the lead – Reuben Soady and I get to play his wife (ironically) Wolf Moon Dance Soady.
The only problem is… the director has cast, or going to cast, 3 people for 5 performances. Two of us get 2 performances and one gets just one performance. I think its ludacris. 2 lines at the end of show.
Let me fucking have it, asshole! Ugh!
August 28, 2007
TMI Tuesday, Bitches!
1. What is the best relationship advice you’ve ever received?
“Don’t do it.” regarding yelling back during a fight. I do my best to not do it now.
2. How many people have you dated at once? How many people do you think
it is acceptable to date at once?
Just one – however, i’ve never “dated” Acceptable? As many as you want as long as they each know you’ve not committed to that person.
3. What made your worst kiss so bad?
TOO MUCH LIP. I made out with a guy once who had the biggest lips – and they were slimey. Ugh!
4. Can a relationship last if the sex is bad?
If it’s continually bad, then no… If you are with a person for a week and they are bad, keep at it – you might get the hang of it. If you are with them for 5 months and the sex is still bad – then they can’t learn. Talk to them about it – teach them what you want. IF after that, and a year… still bad – get over them.
5. What one thing would you like your partner to do every time you have
sex with them?
Oooh, um… i don’t know… pull my hair is the only thing that comes to mind, but that happens almost every time anyway.
Bonus (as in optional): What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I give one hell of a blowjob…. and i tell them so.
August 27, 2007
August 26, 2007
New – Friday’s Feast (on Sunday… )
Appetizer
Say there’s a book written about your life. Who would you want to narrate the audio version?
Some who doesn’t know me, has never met me, never heard of me but has gone through all of the same things that I did.
Soup
Take the letters from your favorite kind of nut and write a sentence. (Example: Perhaps every avenue needs understanding today.)
Salad
If you could go back in time and spend one week in another decade, which decade would you choose?
The 20’s
Main Course
Name a song that brings back memories for you.
Step by Step – New Kids on the Block.
Dessert
Do you prefer to wash your hands in cold water or warm water?
It depends on the weather. If it’s cold, then warm – if it’s warm then cold.
(Look for Mute Monday – coming tomorrow)
